Do women laugh at you, especially
when you pull down your pants?

Can your co-workers hear the
rustle of panties under your
suit?

Are you the tidy bowl bitch?

Do you dream of making your
ass wiggle like a girlie-man?

Do you keep a big cock-chugging
sausage in the freezer for those
'special moments'?

Can you suck a stilleto heel
like it's your last meal?

Have you accepted your inferior
status as a testosterone-poisoned
lump of human shit?

Do you need help understanding
your flaws and moral failings?

Do you want to be worthy?

Do you have money?